Coup d'état

In this time zone, nothing less peculiar
Momentarily e’vrything’s unfamiliar…

As I drift down memory lane
Recalling a non-existent Adrianne;
As I drift down the isle
Recalling nothing by the mile
As I drift down pavements
Recalling a stranger not I laments
As I drift down a hallway
Recalling that blasted stingray
As I drift down a slope
Recalling you being such a slowpoke
As I drift down the prairie
Recalling I haven’t met anyone named Mary
As I drift down steeping foothills
Recalling love’s despondent perils
As I drift down the strips
Recalling an illusionary luscious lips
As I drift down to the bed
Recalling how anger on a person can be led
As I drift down being footloose and fancy free
Recalling that; made me go on a music spree
As I drift down further into the sea
Recalling irritants in forms of lice and flea
As I drift down deeper into the ocean
Recalling nothing more than Martians
As I drift down under…
Recalling… life couldn’t get any worse or weirder

Bummer…

That wasn’t intended for a stagger
I will live not with such lagger
Neither shall I with my snooping wager
For all’s sakes leave this cougar
Alone! Exile never into among the stranger
Unchaste it utmost with danger
Given. No salutes, not even a finger
I’ll dispatch! Never to linger
I don’t care if you’re Arsene Wenger.
Even if it sounds hell, I’ll personally sunder
Ripping every part of this somber
Part of me with a resounding dagger
Blasting by the sensitive trigger
Coming only from you, you mugger
You wretched low-life singer
Buzzing away with porn grooves stinger
Tempting all ages, even younger…
What form of melody is this meager?
Bring me to your manager.
I’d swipe you with a swinger,
You freak foot fissuring forger
…
you opportunistic-narcissist-morose-doppelganger!