Mean Lass

A bitter least enthusiastic

Caused my brain to stammer

Looking like a boy-grown spastic;

I’ve got none I can whimper.

A jigger least futuristic

Caused my scope to darken

Pleasures synonyms a masochistic;

Full moon, I’ll manifest into a Lycan.

A putter thoroughly autocratic

Caused my rigidity to make off

My life’s wired but now chaotic;

Shielding yet a probable stand off.

A bugger like you can be so enigmatic

Not hesitating to strike me down

You’re the best candidate being egoistic,

The prettiest gal in a green gown.